The Happening spoiler
First things first. If you haven’t seen it, if you’re debating whether or not you should see it, don’t. Or at least wait until you can get it on NetFlix. Harness the power of the free market to send Shyamalan a powerful message that unless he returns to form, his career is effectively done.
Shyamalan must have had the cameras rolling when he first screened an early version of this film. What else could have compelled the people flinging themselves off the rooftops and hanging themselves on trees, as made apparent in the commercials? A few minutes in, even I felt like grasping for whatever sharp implement was in reach so I could stick it in my throat. I know, it’s easy to throw insults without giving reasons. So here are the reasons for my ire:
- Overacting
- Shaky premise
- False science
- Misplaced evangelism
- Cheap, irrelevant scares
I actually really want you to watch this so you know what I’m talking about, but please wait, so you don’t have to spend $10 on this travesty.
